watch the queen conquer
my mother, the martyr


After the success of the ‘stop the boats’ slogan, Scott Morrisson and Tony Abbott have revealed their new catchphrase, ‘if they’re brown let them drown’. At a press conference this morning Abbott stated the new catchphrase was more in tune with their promise last election for a more transparent and honest government.


never-before-seen photos prove celly christabellamotte to in fact be an Average Australian

also continuing the cute friends who look like boys reblogs, this is my housemate celly and they are also the cutest

Andreja Pejic did an AMA and said her favourite dinosaur is a diplodocus

ugh we were meant to be


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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